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УЧЕБНЫЙ ГОД -- хождение по мукам. УРОК ФИЗИКИ -- 45 минут на бочке с порохом. ДНЕВНИК -- книга жалоб и предложений. ОТВЕТ У ДОСКИ -- прямой репортаж с петлёй на шее. БУФЕТЧИЦА -- сорока-воровка. КОНТРОЛЬНАЯ -- не имей 100 рублей, а имей 100 друзей. В РАЗДЕВАЛКЕ -- бородинская битва. СТОЛОВАЯ -- много хочешь - мало получишь. УЧЕНИЦЫ НА УРОКЕ -- спящие красавицы. УЧЕНИКИ НА УРОКЕ -- всадники без головы. ГЕОГРАФИЧЕСКАЯ КАРТА -- тайна 2ух океанов. ПРИХОД УЧИТЕЛЯ -- встать, суд идёт. УЧИТЕЛЬ И УЧЕНИКИ -- Али-Баба и 40 разбойников. УЧИТЕЛЬ ПЕНИЯ -- псих на воле. СОЧИНЕНИЕ -- записки сумасшедшего. ОБЩИЙ ПОБЕГ С УРОКА -- никто не хотел умирать. СПИСЫВАНИЕ -- дай бог скорости. ТОЧКА В ЖУРНАЛЕ -- что несёт день грядущий... ЗВОНОК НА УРОК -- гром гремит кусты трясутся. ЗВОНОК С УРОКА -- любимая мелодия. КАБИНЕТ ДИРЕКТОРА -- убойный отдел. КАНИКУЛЫ -- долгожданная свобода. КЛАСС -- семейка Адамс. КЛАССНЫЙ РУКОВОДИТЕЛЬ -- дрессировщик. ЛИНЕЙКА В НАЧАЛЕ ГОДА -- черный день. ЛОДЫРЬ -- герой нашего времени. МАМА ПОСЛЕ СОБРАНИЯ -- Терминатор 2. ОТЕЦ ПОСЛЕ СОБРАНИЯ -- Фантомас разбушевался. ПАРТА СО "ШПОРАМИ" -- сундук с золотом. ПЕДСОВЕТ -- много шума из ничего. ПЕРВОКЛАССНИКИ -- головастики. ПЕРЕМЕНА -- всемирная война. ПОДСКАЗКА -- пятый элемент. ПОСЛЕДНЯЯ ПАРТА -- дом отдыха. ПРОГУЛЬЩИКИ -- их знали только в лицо. РОДИТЕЛЬСКОЕ СОБРАНИЕ -- невиноватая я. СТАРОСТА -- собачья работа. СТОЛ УЧИТЕЛЯ -- пульт управления. СРЫВ УРОКА -- да здравствует революция. ТЕТРАДЬ ОТЛИЧНИКА -- толковый словарь. ТУАЛЕТ -- шпаргалкохранилище. УЧЕНИК СО ШПАРГАЛКОЙ -- человек с ружьем. УЧЕНИК БЕЗ ШПАРГАЛКИ -- всадник без головы. УЧИТЕЛЬ -- крепкий орешек. УЧИТЕЛЬ ГЕОГРАФИИ -- говорящий глобус. УЧИТЕЛЬ ИСТОРИИ -- "как это было". УЧИТЕЛЬ ИНФОРМАТИКИ -- я не "хакер". УЧИТЕЛЬ ФИЗКУЛЬТУРЫ -- кенгуру. УЧИТЕЛЬ ФИЗИКИ -- ходячая формула. УЧИТЕЛЬ ХИМИИ -- летчик испытатель. ШКОЛЬНЫЙ КОРИДОР -- беговая дорожка. ШПАРГАЛКА -- служба спасения.

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